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[A week of international hot spots] Trump Putin

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1. Trump-putin "brother call" : Ceasefire deal like Whack-a-mole?
Trump and Putin had a "transatlantic business blowout" on the 18th, with the former saying the call was "very good and productive", while the latter only gave a "experience card" to the ceasefire - agreeing to limit attacks on energy facilities, but rejecting a 30-day full ceasefire. This is not a peace negotiation, it is clearly the Russian-Ukrainian version of the squid game, Putin handed Trump a "pause button" and turned his head to start a "negotiation copy" in the Middle East. Zelensky waited here and joked: "The old US ceasefire agreement, I am afraid it is not generated by AI?"

2. Houthi forces: The US aircraft carrier into a "Red Sea ATM"?
The Houthi armed forces in Yemen have recently become the "most troublesome game player" of the US military, launching a "missile + drone" package attack on the Truman aircraft carrier twice within 24 hours, forcing the US fighter jets to collectively "return to charge". The Houthis are playing the "Red Sea Operation" of the "Call of Duty", and Trump claims "lethal force", and the result is that the aircraft carrier has become a "mobile shooting range". Iran waved its flag and shouted, "Brother, hold on! Enough missile tubes!"

3. German Finance: The Art of borrowing money, from "robbing Peter" to "tearing down West Wall"
The German parliament's approval of the 500 billion euro "super borrowing program", which is beautifully called "climate and defense", is actually a "ejection start button" for the "debt brake". Netizens joked: This wave of operation in Germany is like the "exquisite poor" with a monthly salary of 3,000 but a black card, but this time it is the "credit line" of the Basic Law. Merkel wants to comeback: "You are going to turn the national Treasury into a 'unlimited refill' milk tea shop?"

4. France: The Statue of Liberty "return application" was mercilessly rejected by the White House
A French lawmaker suddenly called on the United States to return the Statue of Liberty on the grounds that "the United States no longer represents liberal values." The White House responded: "I suggest you start by thanking the US military for not letting you speak German." This is a "Friends" reunion - France wants to return it, the United States says "no way." Statue of Liberty: "Who am I?" Where am I? What did I do wrong?"

5. Israel protests: The government's air strikes on Gaza turned into "pig teammates"
The Netanyahu government's air strikes on Gaza led to a wave of protests in the country, and people denounced "playing politics with the lives of hostages." Some protesters held up signs: "Stop the war! We want peace, not election smoke bombs!" This wave of Israeli operation is comparable to "robbing East Wall to pay West Wall", and the result is that the wall fell and hit its own feet. Putin shook his head: "Learn from me, the ceasefire agreement needs to be paid in installments!"

The international situation this week was a "magical realist drama" : Trump played with Putin on the phone, the Houthis used a US aircraft carrier as a "mobile shooting range," Germany borrowed money as a "European Union koi," France returned money as an "international joke," and the Israeli government "shot itself in the foot." Suggested that the United Nations hold an "International Act of Deception" award, and the Trump team is guaranteed to win the award for Best Screenplay of the year!

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